Mitt Romney declines to self-immolate his perfect coifPosted: February 29, 2012
Despite a willingness to waffle, flip flop, go negative, lie, obfuscate, take things out of context, and pander in his desperate attempt to get enough Republicans to hold their noses and nominate him, Willard M. Romney has drawn a line in the sand that he will not cross:
“I’m not willing to light my hair on fire to try to get support,” Mr. Romney said.
Now, I’ve literally been on fire, and realize that it’s no fun. But it sure would be neat to see the fireball that would erupt from that mess of hair product and dye.